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Originally posted by wobbegong View PostWhy, yes it does. Thanks oracleslave.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.
plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.
Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.
Originally posted by wobbegong View PostWhy, do you normally go to the Library for a poo?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postholy moley. Its Wednesday.
Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.
Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostEh? Should I explain how hangovers work.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postholy moley. Its Wednesday.
Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.
Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostLast night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.
EO - you really should be an author. Failing that - a stand-up comedian.
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostAm I the only one with a "job" on this board?
Are you responsible for the recent spate of UFO sightings with your beer powered flight?
And furthermore, is the Sandbar still open? What about Jilly's *ockWorld? The Ritzy!
I will have a 'big job' ver ver soon.
as for ufo sightings, wasn't that a huge bloated object that made funny 'beep beep' noises and frightned the animals ?? mmm yup, that might have been me. hic
sandbar and jillys ? i dont know them places
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postholy moley. Its Wednesday.
Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.
Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?
Are you responsible for the recent spate of UFO sightings with your beer powered flight?
And furthermore, is the Sandbar still open? What about Jilly's *ockWorld? The Ritzy!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postholy moley. Its Wednesday.
Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.
Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?
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OMG its wednesday
holy moley. Its Wednesday.
Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.
Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?
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