OMG its wednesday

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Pinto replied

16 July 2008, 11:35
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed.

Can't you go for a "Mctulip With Lies" on Wednesdays?
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oracleslave replied

16 July 2008, 11:04
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Why, yes it does. Thanks oracleslave.

No worries
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wobbegong replied

16 July 2008, 11:03
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

HTH

Why, yes it does. Thanks oracleslave. Obviously a riveting thread I missed out on.
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oracleslave replied

16 July 2008, 10:43
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I am working for a small company at the moment in Altrincham, the unit constsist of, managers office, server room, testing room and my dev office.

plus a kitchen and a loo. If I dropped a log, it would empty the premises so I have taken to walking into Hale to the public library if I need to choke a darkie. Last week I was busting, I waddled down the 1.5 miles to Hale, with the turtles head and touching cloth, 30 mins of walking like John Wayne.

Fckkkk library closed on a wednesday.

Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Why, do you normally go to the Library for a poo?

HTH
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wobbegong replied

16 July 2008, 10:36
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I'd prefer it if you forced the library to open on a wednesday for my convenience

Why, do you normally go to the Library for a poo?
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ctdctd replied

16 July 2008, 10:08
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

secure unit
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Charles Foster Kane replied

16 July 2008, 10:07
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

Is your nick meant to be ironic?
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EternalOptimist replied

16 July 2008, 10:06
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Eh? Should I explain how hangovers work.

I'd prefer it if you forced the library to open on a wednesday for my convenience
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Pondlife replied

16 July 2008, 10:04
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

Eh? Should I explain how hangovers work.
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realityhack replied

16 July 2008, 09:59
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

EO - you really should be an author. Failing that - a stand-up comedian.
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EternalOptimist replied

16 July 2008, 09:57
Originally posted by ace00 View Post

Am I the only one with a "job" on this board?
Are you responsible for the recent spate of UFO sightings with your beer powered flight?
And furthermore, is the Sandbar still open? What about Jilly's *ockWorld? The Ritzy!

I will have a 'big job' ver ver soon.

as for ufo sightings, wasn't that a huge bloated object that made funny 'beep beep' noises and frightned the animals ?? mmm yup, that might have been me. hic

sandbar and jillys ? i dont know them places
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ace00 replied

16 July 2008, 09:52
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

Am I the only one with a "job" on this board?
Are you responsible for the recent spate of UFO sightings with your beer powered flight?
And furthermore, is the Sandbar still open? What about Jilly's *ockWorld? The Ritzy!
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DaveB replied

16 July 2008, 09:41
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?

Wilmslow, is that you?
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EternalOptimist started a topic OMG its wednesday

16 July 2008, 09:40
OMG its wednesday

holy moley. Its Wednesday.

Last night I had ten pints and floated home over Manchester like a huge Dirigable, till the missus caught and tethered me to a tree in the back garden.

Now I find that its wednesday and the public library is closed. I need to do a large poo and I cant do it here, it would stink the unit out. Why does this have to happen to me ?
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