Reply to: Terrible Songs (Yech)

[HairyArsedBloke]

Dunno why I'm thinking of this one. I don't think it's that bad.

Charles Jolly: The Laughing Policeman

However, these ARE bad.

Terry Scott: My Brother

Rolf Harris: Two Little Boys, Jake the Peg , Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport and Stairway to Heaven

[Board Game Geek]

I forgot to add this stunning contribution to the musical archives of the human race.

SFW, though anyone who observes with a nervous or hallucinogenic disposition may kill indiscriminately.

[shelby68]

Anything by Take That or and other manufactured band.

[Bagpuss]

"You're my wonderwall" : Oasis.

In fact, anything by Oasis.

[Cliphead]

Next to Shatner's "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"...

The war criminal's

[xoggoth]

Just about anything from Cliff Pilchard.

[Platypus]

Leonard Nimoy's hobbit song... must be the worst of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR-8NVjw-k

[Charles Foster Kane]

Yo, I'm a trolling fool,
Screw you man, I'm a flaming tool,
Hey look at me I've a second ID,
**** off man, seriously.
<chorus>

The CUK rap.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Not my idea. I am worried about the chap who suggested it.

Vengaboys - We're going to ibiza

[Archangel]

"I've never been to me" - some mad bint
"the Barbie song" - Some mad foreign bint
"she loves you" - some scouse twats

[pisces]

Bohemian Rhapsody
American Pie

[ladymuck]

It's ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of your dreams, and meeting his beautiful wife

...


Yup, it's Alanis "Ironic" Morrisette

[DaveB]

Everything I do, I do it for you. Bryan Adams.

So why didnt he shut the hell up like we all wanted him to?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

If we're doing daft lyrics how about this Thin Lizzy gem -

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"

I'd hazard a guess at somewhere in the vicinity of the jail, Phil.

As for Tulipe records Brian and Michael "he painted matchstalk men" (or whatever it may be called) is richly desrving of the death penalty. IIRC, it was mysteriously performed each week on Top Of The Pops until it started selling - something wasn't right there IMHO.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Grandma we love you,
Grandma we do...

Always felt this song would be improved but the sound of a gun shot followed by an abrupt end to the singing.

Machine gun fire, preferably