Terrible Songs (Yech)

[Diver]

Alltogether now-----Iii'lll be your Long haired lover from Liverpool..................

[Platypus]

Una paloma blanca

Itzy bitzy teeny weeney yellow polka dot bikini performed by Timmy Mallet

[DaveB]

Grandma we love you,
Grandma we do...

Always felt this song would be improved but the sound of a gun shot followed by an abrupt end to the singing.

[Platypus]

Grandma we love you,
Grandma we do...

Always felt this song would be improved but the sound of a gun shot followed by an abrupt end to the singing.

Oh dear I do remember that, 1980, St. Winifred's School Choir

[wobbegong]

"hot dog, jumping frog, Aaaaalberqueque" (King of Rock & Roll - Prefab Sprout)
"not to put too fine a point on it, say I'm the only bee in your bonnet" (Birdhouse in your soul -They might be Giants {thank **** they weren't!!!})

[Platypus]

For the 9 months I carried you holding you inside me, no charge
For the nights I sat up , doctored you and prayed for you no charge
...

[wobbegong]

How could I forget . . .

"I don't want to see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news." (Des'ree - Life(?))

. . . and who could forget/forgive "Touch my bum this is life." (The Cheeky Girls - Touch my bum )

[TheBigYinJames]

"It's as serious as cancer when I say rythm is a dancer"

[Chantho]

Alltogether now-----Iii'lll be your Long haired lover from Liverpool..................

Don't remember "Altogether Now" being that bad, the Farm IIRC

I nominate "Teddy Bear" by Red Sovine (or anything else he did)

[HairyArsedBloke]

Toy Dolls: Nellie the elephant