A challenge to all contractors

[Charles Foster Kane]

To be fair - i've been in this gig for 9 months and i suspect i could have had my screen off all that time and no-one would notice!

I sit in a dark corner of the office behind a pillar with no-one behind me.

Quite often no-one evens knows i am in the office!

Lucky.

[Bear]

Turn off your screen and pretend to work. Work can include paper shuffling, reading etc but must also include some element of staring at your turned-off monitor as though it were on.

See how long you can last before someone notices.

To be fair - i've been in this gig for 9 months and i suspect i could have had my screen off all that time and no-one would notice!

I sit in a dark corner of the office behind a pillar with no-one behind me.

Quite often no-one evens knows i am in the office!

[Charles Foster Kane]

I once did a contract at the DHSS which involved doing that. Having seen all the EDS bods wandering around the building I took it upon myself to do the same. I found a clipboard, stuck some paper on it and used to walk around looking important and no-one ever used to question me. Back in the office I used to turn my PC off and just stare at it until my eyes felt heavy at which point I used to either sit under the desk and have a kip or go to the bookies underneath my office.

I used to have a thriving eBay business when I last worked with EDS bods. Franking machine came in handy for sending off packages.

[darmstadt]

I once did a contract at the DHSS which involved doing that. Having seen all the EDS bods wandering around the building I took it upon myself to do the same. I found a clipboard, stuck some paper on it and used to walk around looking important and no-one ever used to question me. Back in the office I used to turn my PC off and just stare at it until my eyes felt heavy at which point I used to either sit under the desk and have a kip or go to the bookies underneath my office.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Turn off your screen and pretend to work. Work can include paper shuffling, reading etc but must also include some element of staring at your turned-off monitor as though it were on.

See how long you can last before someone notices.

Are you Jim Bowen?

[Diver]

Turn off your screen and pretend to work. Work can include paper shuffling, reading etc but must also include some element of staring at your turned-off monitor as though it were on.

See how long you can last before someone notices.

Are you crazeee!

What about CUK?

[NotAllThere]

That explains the quality of your posting.

[Fred Bloggs]

Been doing it all week so far.................

[TheBigYinJames]

See how long you can last before someone notices.

I'd have to do without CUK, though.

[ChimpMaster]

Turn off your screen and pretend to work. Work can include paper shuffling, reading etc but must also include some element of staring at your turned-off monitor as though it were on.

See how long you can last before someone notices.