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aussielong replied

8 July 2008, 12:14
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/22...in-Turkey.html

I don't get it...

they swim in those clothes too. i went there in 2002 and saw loads of them in the water swimming. it must have been 30 deg. i played it safe and sweat my nuts off under an umbrella, smoking 60 fags a day and drinking stella. good times.

the clubs are funny in turkey. the local dance music is like belly dancing techno.
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TheBigYinJames replied

8 July 2008, 12:12
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

I believe it's known as Infidel Clubbing.

And is alcohol served at these clubs?
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Churchill replied

8 July 2008, 12:12
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

I believe it's known as Infidel Clubbing.

The "Infidel" is in fact the non-christian - we've had this discussion before...
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DiscoStu replied

8 July 2008, 12:09
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Ah, you're talking about the Muslim equivalent of "Seal Clubbing" then...

I believe it's known as Infidel Clubbing.
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BrilloPad replied

8 July 2008, 12:08
Originally posted by TazMaN View Post

Nah, it's just so that they don't have to shave their f@nnies before going for a dip.

I never object to a few spiders legs...
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ChimpMaster replied

8 July 2008, 12:04
Nah, it's just so that they don't have to shave their f@nnies before going for a dip.
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TimberWolf replied

8 July 2008, 11:51
Don't knock it, they are the experts on hot weather. Skin cancer? No siree bob. The outfit just looks weird to your indoctrinated Western mind, as demanded by the evil promiscuous West brainwashing of your infidel leaders. Plus it keeps the flies off and men can dress as women to ogle at the other men dressed as women
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Churchill replied

8 July 2008, 11:09
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is that all? I had assumed they would bash them with copies of the Koran.

Ah, you're talking about the Muslim equivalent of "Seal Clubbing" then...
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BrilloPad replied

8 July 2008, 11:07
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

So they can tut really loudly?

Is that all? I had assumed they would bash them with copies of the Koran.
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Churchill replied

8 July 2008, 11:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I thought they were not allowed to look at naked women? So why go to a beach where people regularly go nude?

So they can tut really loudly?
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BrilloPad replied

8 July 2008, 11:05
I thought they were not allowed to look at naked women? So why go to a beach where people regularly go nude?
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Churchill replied

8 July 2008, 11:05
Originally posted by dang65 View Post

I don't think the Qu'ran specifically bans the building of sandcastles, though donkey rides are frowned upon by the more devout followers, and deckchairs are Devices of Satan in any religion.

Yeah, you just ask "3 Fingers McGuire" about that one!
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dang65 replied

8 July 2008, 11:02
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Why bother going to the beach?

I don't think the Qur'an specifically bans the building of sandcastles, though donkey rides are frowned upon by the more devout followers, and deckchairs are Devices of Satan in any religion.

Last edited by dang65; 8 July 2008, 11:10.
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wobbegong replied

8 July 2008, 10:49
. . . and it might rain.
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scooterscot replied

8 July 2008, 10:45
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

They already have a tan?

Always thinking one step ahead - genius
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