Why bother going to the beach?

**Cliphead** · 8 July 2008, 10:43

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/22...in-Turkey.html

I don't get it...

They already have a tan?

**scooterscot** · 8 July 2008, 10:45

Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

They already have a tan?

Always thinking one step ahead - genius

**wobbegong** · 8 July 2008, 10:49

. . . and it might rain.

**dang65** · 8 July 2008, 11:02

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Why bother going to the beach?

I don't think the Qur'an specifically bans the building of sandcastles, though donkey rides are frowned upon by the more devout followers, and deckchairs are Devices of Satan in any religion.

**Churchill** · 8 July 2008, 11:05

Originally posted by dang65 View Post

I don't think the Qu'ran specifically bans the building of sandcastles, though donkey rides are frowned upon by the more devout followers, and deckchairs are Devices of Satan in any religion.

Yeah, you just ask "3 Fingers McGuire" about that one!

**BrilloPad** · 8 July 2008, 11:05

I thought they were not allowed to look at naked women? So why go to a beach where people regularly go nude?

**Churchill** · 8 July 2008, 11:06

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I thought they were not allowed to look at naked women? So why go to a beach where people regularly go nude?

So they can tut really loudly?

**BrilloPad** · 8 July 2008, 11:07

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

So they can tut really loudly?

Is that all? I had assumed they would bash them with copies of the Koran.

**Churchill** · 8 July 2008, 11:09

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Is that all? I had assumed they would bash them with copies of the Koran.

Ah, you're talking about the Muslim equivalent of "Seal Clubbing" then...

Why bother going to the beach?