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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    It's not the size of the nose, it's what she places it in close proximity to that counts.
    Yup, all the better to have something to rest the old bollocks on...

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Can any of the rabid Blair-haters please tell me, for example, something good that Thatcher did, that Blair didn't do better?

    (What I hate about Blair was that he was just like Thatcher).
    Got rid of school milk.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    She has a big nose.
    It's not the size of the nose, it's what she places it in close proximity to that counts.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    reduced the power of the unions
    Thatcher did in 1 union. Blair reduced the power of all of them, by finding alternative funding for the Labour Party. Watch out for unions getting uppity again soon.

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  • Bagpuss
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    The camera never lies anymore 'coz there's nothing worth lieing for

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    She's very sexy though, pictures can be deceptive
    They can.

    She also has a horrible voice. What do you like about her?
    Last edited by Lucy; 26 June 2008, 13:45.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    She has a big nose.

    She's very sexy though, pictures can be deceptive

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Suzy is Ok but she's no Julia Bradbury. She is welcome in my Jacuzzi anytime.

    http://www.juliabradbury.com/gallery/gallery3-2a.html
    She has a big nose.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Suzy is Ok but she's no Julia Bradbury. She is welcome in my Jacuzzi anytime.

    http://www.juliabradbury.com/gallery/gallery3-2a.html

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  • Lucy
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    There was a young lady called Suzy,

    Who spouted long words like an oozy.

    It would be no trouble,

    For her to spout bubbles,

    Whilst sitting in my Jacuzzi!


    Did you write this?

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  • Bagpuss
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    I don't think Suzy Dent would like it

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    You could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line.

    Word of the day.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    You could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line.
    I perform all stickability testing by hurling the object at my cat.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Can any of the rabid Blair-haters please tell me, for example, something good that Thatcher did, that Blair didn't do better?

    (What I hate about Blair was that he was just like Thatcher).
    reduced the power of the unions

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Because golf balls are made of iron......

    You could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line.

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