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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I think most Contractors would prefer to take him on in another sport e.g. Cage Fighting - to the death preferablyOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PostIf you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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You have to admire Blair,a top snake oil salesman. Whereas Brown couldn't sell a Coke in the SaharaThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Can I bring a bunch of golf balls to use against him. Could be fun."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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If you play like me he'll be safeOriginally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostCan I bring a bunch of golf balls to use against him. Could be fun.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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We could always stand him behind you!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIf you play like me he'll be safeComment
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I play tennis with golf balls.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIf you play like me he'll be safe
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Good tactic, but at 45deg would be bestOriginally posted by Churchill View PostWe could always stand him behind you!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Yeah but I have actually launched golf balls behind me on a driving range.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostGood tactic, but at 45deg would be best
I've also had the odd old golf ball just explode when I hit it! That is cool!
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I used to play at a course where there were pylons above one of the holes. First shot off the tee the ball went up, landed on the cable and rolled along for 30 yds. Lost the ball. Took the second shot and the same thing happened again. Is this Physics or spooky luck?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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