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    #11
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I used to play at a course where there were pylons above one of the holes. First shot off the tee the ball went up, landed on the cable and rolled along for 30 yds. Lost the ball. Took the second shot and the same thing happened again. Is this Physics or spooky luck?
    consistent incompetence

    HTH

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      #12
      Can any of the rabid Blair-haters please tell me, for example, something good that Thatcher did, that Blair didn't do better?

      (What I hate about Blair was that he was just like Thatcher).

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        #13
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        consistent incompetence

        HTH
        If only I were that consistent. I suspect it's some magnetism effect.
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          If only I were that consistent. I suspect it's some magnetism effect.
          Because golf balls are made of iron......
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #15
            Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
            Because golf balls are made of iron......

            You could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              Originally posted by expat View Post
              Can any of the rabid Blair-haters please tell me, for example, something good that Thatcher did, that Blair didn't do better?

              (What I hate about Blair was that he was just like Thatcher).
              reduced the power of the unions
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                You could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line.
                I perform all stickability testing by hurling the object at my cat.
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  You could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line.

                  Word of the day.

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                    #19
                    I don't think Suzy Dent would like it
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      There was a young lady called Suzy,

                      Who spouted long words like an oozy.

                      It would be no trouble,

                      For her to spout bubbles,

                      Whilst sitting in my Jacuzzi!


                      Did you write this?

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