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Can any of the rabid Blair-haters please tell me, for example, something good that Thatcher did, that Blair didn't do better?Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
(What I hate about Blair was that he was just like Thatcher).Comment
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If only I were that consistent. I suspect it's some magnetism effect.Originally posted by oracleslave View Postconsistent incompetence
HTHThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Because golf balls are made of iron......Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIf only I were that consistent. I suspect it's some magnetism effect.
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostBecause golf balls are made of iron......
You could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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reduced the power of the unionsOriginally posted by expat View PostCan any of the rabid Blair-haters please tell me, for example, something good that Thatcher did, that Blair didn't do better?
(What I hate about Blair was that he was just like Thatcher).Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I perform all stickability testing by hurling the object at my cat.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou could always test the stickability of non metal objects by gripping a power line.
Word of the day.Comment
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I don't think Suzy Dent would like itThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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There was a young lady called Suzy,
Who spouted long words like an oozy.
It would be no trouble,
For her to spout bubbles,
Whilst sitting in my Jacuzzi!
Did you write this?Comment
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