The Owl and the Pussycat

[EternalOptimist]

[Pondlife]

Excellent indeed

[RichardCranium]

Please finish this, I got stuck

The Owl and the pussycat went to sea
in a beautiful pea-green boat

They took some honey and lots of money
wrapped up in a five pund note
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The Owl and the pussycat went to sea
in a beautiful pea-green boat

They took some honey and lots of money
wrapped up in a five pund note

The Owl looked up his contract, see
And said to his agent thick,
"O silly Dummy! O Dummy, you fool,
What an ignorant Agent you are, you are, you are,
What a thieving git agent you are."

Agent said to the Owl "You muttering clown,
How charmingly quick you earn.
O let me buy you beer, this contract please don't fear;
Just sign it so I can return!"
Owl sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the source-code grows,
And there in a wood a Permie-Boss stood
With his head up the end of his arse, his arse, his arse,
With his head up the end of his arse.

"Dear client, are you willing to sell for one shilling your 'ring'?"
Said the Permie, "I will"
So they took it away, and they invoiced next day
And then VAT was added to the bill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
But hand in hand, they slept on the sand.
As the taxman took all of the dosh, the git, the sh!t,
And Gordo laughed all the way to the bank.

[NickFitz]

NO googling

BTW, that obviously doesn't mean "No Wikipedia-ing"

[Bagpuss]

according to wikipedia the Owl turned out to be gay

[NickFitz]

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are,
What a beautiful Pussy you are."

Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing.
O let us be married, too long we have tarried;
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?"
Said the Piggy, "I will"
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon.
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand.
They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

[DaveB]

O Lovely Pussy, O Pussy my love
what a beautiful Pussy you are, you are
what a beautiful Pussy you are.

Dont remember the rest accurately but I recall that Pussy wants them to get married but they have no ring. So they sail away for a year and a day(?) to the land where the bong tree grows. Find a pig with a ring through his nose and buy it from him, get married, dine on quince and mince with runcibles spoon(s)?

Last lines I do remember

And they danced by the light of the Moon, the Moon
They danced by the light of the moon.

[Board Game Geek]

...and the owl jumped over the moon.

(I think)

[The Lone Gunman]

I cant quite remember the bit about getting married, the land where the bong tree grows and the pig with a ring in the end of his nose.

They dined on mince and slices of quince that they ate with a runcible spoon.

[DS23]

oh pussy what a good looking pussy you are you are
what a good looking pussy you are.

[Lucy]

Please finish this, I got stuck , and NO googling

The Owl and the pussycat went to sea
in a beautiful pea-green boat

They took some honey and lots of money
wrapped up in a five pund note



...

The owl looked up at the stars above and sang to a small guitar

[EternalOptimist]

Please finish this, I got stuck , and NO googling

The Owl and the pussycat went to sea
in a beautiful pea-green boat

They took some honey and lots of money
wrapped up in a five pund note



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