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[BrilloPad]

ClientCo are due for their SOX paperclip audit next week...

[DiscoStu]

I was filling out a form today, but I made a mistake and needed some Tippex. I went to the stationery cupboard to get a bottle, but there were no Tippex signing out forms left. Not wanting to get into trouble I didn't take one, but now I have a dilemma.

Should I risk taking the Tippex without filling out the appropriate signing out form, or should I submit this other form with crossings out on it?

[blacjac]

NickFitz is awarded +50 Wilmslow saddo points.
NiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickFitz

[NickFitz]

That sir, is genius

Thank you, kind sirs

That can only come from a lvl 70 T4/S3 geared uberganker.

Can I join your guild?

(I have a flying mount)

[Board Game Geek]

Tomorrow I shall come right out with it.

I've decided to ask Maria to marry me.

I have prepared a speech, which is traditional, and I thought I'd run it past my fellow contractors.

"Dear Maria,

There comes a time in every man's life when a pot noodle and a wink can no longer satisfy his carnal urge, his primal craving, his loin-throbbing desire.

I've lost count of the times I have thought of you as I lay in my bed, as I furiously self-abused myself whilst imagining you lay beside me.

I was just wondering if we could make this an "official" arrangement ?

I feel I have a lot of experience to offer you, and I think we would make a great couple, just like Bonnie and Clyde, but without the guns, Amercian accents and bank robberies, obviously.

Even if your parents don't agree, we can elope and live on a island somewhere. That would be really exciting, don't you think ?

So please Maria, marry me, and we can do great stuff."

So, what do you folks think ? I dropped the bit about the yaks, and the knitting needles of course, since I don't want to scare her right from the start.

If it all looks good, then I'll hit her with it tomorrow.

[ChimpMaster]

Is that all your own work?

Yes- I'll be continuing Maria's story later on.

[Jog On]

Maria took me by the hand and led me towards the stationery cupboard...

"Wilmslow" she breathed in my ear, "There's something I've been wanting to tell you... I wasn't sure if the time was right, but I simply can't delay it any longer."

Opening the cupboard door she pulled me inside.

"There's a new system for allocating PostIt notes," she announced briskly. "As you see each block bears on its reverse side a sticker with a 17-digit serial number. These correspond with the rows on this chart on the inside of the door.

"When you need any PostIt notes you should check the serial number and sign for the required amount in the correct row, including the time and date. It's advisable that you check that the number of PostIts remaining in the block is correct as any deficit will be deducted from your salary.

"Pink PostIts may only be used by senior management. Your grade is restricted to green and blue. In the event that a new block of PostIts needs to be unwrapped, please complete form 179/12/B and forward it in triplicate, countersigned by your line manager, to the office of the director with responsibility for office supplies as specified on the org chart you were given at induction, as modified by any Notices of Org Chart Modification that may have been issued to you from time to time.

"Got that? Good."

Maria headed back to her desk.

That can only come from a lvl 70 T4/S3 geared uberganker.

Can I join your guild?

(I have a flying mount)

[oracleslave]

Maria took me by the hand and led me towards the stationery cupboard...

"Wilmslow" she breathed in my ear, "There's something I've been wanting to tell you... I wasn't sure if the time was right, but I simply can't delay it any longer."

Opening the cupboard door she pulled me inside.

"There's a new system for allocating PostIt notes," she announced briskly. "As you see each block bears on its reverse side a sticker with a 17-digit serial number. These correspond with the rows on this chart on the inside of the door.

"When you need any PostIt notes you should check the serial number and sign for the required amount in the correct row, including the time and date. It's advisable that you check that the number of PostIts remaining in the block is correct as any deficit will be deducted from your salary.

"Pink PostIts may only be used by senior management. Your grade is restricted to green and blue. In the event that a new block of PostIts needs to be unwrapped, please complete form 179/12/B and forward it in triplicate, countersigned by your line manager, to the office of the director with responsibility for office supplies as specified on the org chart you were given at induction, as modified by any Notices of Org Chart Modification that may have been issued to you from time to time.

"Got that? Good."

Maria headed back to her desk.

[DiscoStu]

Maria took me by the hand and led me towards the stationery cupboard...

"Wilmslow" she breathed in my ear, "There's something I've been wanting to tell you... I wasn't sure if the time was right, but I simply can't delay it any longer."

Opening the cupboard door she pulled me inside.

"There's a new system for allocating PostIt notes," she announced briskly. "As you see each block bears on its reverse side a sticker with a 17-digit serial number. These correspond with the rows on this chart on the inside of the door.

"When you need any PostIt notes you should check the serial number and sign for the required amount in the correct row, including the time and date. It's advisable that you check that the number of PostIts remaining in the block is correct as any deficit will be deducted from your salary.

"Pink PostIts may only be used by senior management. Your grade is restricted to green and blue. In the event that a new block of PostIts needs to be unwrapped, please complete form 179/12/B and forward it in triplicate, countersigned by your line manager, to the office of the director with responsibility for office supplies as specified on the org chart you were given at induction, as modified by any Notices of Org Chart Modification that may have been issued to you from time to time.

"Got that? Good."

Maria headed back to her desk.

That sir, is genius

[NickFitz]

Maria took me by the hand and led me towards the stationery cupboard...

"Wilmslow" she breathed in my ear, "There's something I've been wanting to tell you... I wasn't sure if the time was right, but I simply can't delay it any longer."

Opening the cupboard door she pulled me inside.

"There's a new system for allocating PostIt notes," she announced briskly. "As you see each block bears on its reverse side a sticker with a 17-digit serial number. These correspond with the rows on this chart on the inside of the door.

"When you need any PostIt notes you should check the serial number and sign for the required amount in the correct row, including the time and date. It's advisable that you check that the number of PostIts remaining in the block is correct as any deficit will be deducted from your salary.

"Pink PostIts may only be used by senior management. Your grade is restricted to green and blue. In the event that a new block of PostIts needs to be unwrapped, please complete form 179/12/B and forward it in triplicate, countersigned by your line manager, to the office of the director with responsibility for office supplies as specified on the org chart you were given at induction, as modified by any Notices of Org Chart Modification that may have been issued to you from time to time.

"Got that? Good."

Maria headed back to her desk.

[Clippy]

Maria sighed as once again I walked past her desk, glancing slightly as I nonchalantly wondered by stroking my groin in anticipation of what might come tonight. She turned and looked, and I sat down, unable to withstand the pressure that a beautful woman's eyes were able to engender. She stood up, walked towards me, drew closer, and gently brisked her thigh against my knee, opening my legs up ever so slightly... but by what seemed a mile. I was now exposed, not literally but by every inch of my soul and by every inch of my emotion. Inch by inch, I was her's, and only her's.

Until I could wait no more - I needed a Pot Noodle - and fast!

[TimberWolf]

Maria sighed as once again I walked past her desk, glancing slightly as I nonchalantly wondered by stroking my groin in anticipation of what might come tonight. She turned and looked, and I sat down, unable to withstand the pressure that a beautful woman's eyes were able to engender. She stood up, walked towards me, drew closer, and gently brisked her thigh against my knee, opening my legs up ever so slightly... but by what seemed a mile. I was now exposed, not literally but by every inch of my soul and by every inch of my emotion. Inch by inch, I was her's, and only her's.

Is that all your own work?

[ChimpMaster]

Maria sighed as once again I walked past her desk, glancing slightly as I nonchalantly wondered by stroking my groin in anticipation of what might come tonight. She turned and looked, and I sat down, unable to withstand the pressure that a beautful woman's eyes were able to engender. She stood up, walked towards me, drew closer, and gently brisked her thigh against my knee, opening my legs up ever so slightly... but by what seemed a mile. I was now exposed, not literally but by every inch of my soul and by every inch of my emotion. Inch by inch, I was her's, and only her's.

[sasguru]

Went to work today on the train as usual. The train arrived on time and I got a seat, which is also normal because I get on near the beginning of the train journey. It's handy because as we get closer to the city centre the train gets really busy and lots of people have to stand through to the end of the line. Got to work nice and early and had a cereal breakfast whilst perving on one of the admin girls here. Maria is beautiful and loves to wear tight trousers and low cut tops which totally accentuate her heaving bossom. Her sultry latina eyes drew past mine as she sat down in her seat, preparing herself for another day of my perversion that I was happy to oblige with.

....As the day wore on, just looking at Maria, I started getting a boner (well calling it one is a bit of an exagerration what with my small tackle). When I got up to have a cup of tea there was a barely discernible bump in my nether regions .....

[oracleslave]

Went to work today on the train as usual. The train arrived on time and I got a seat, which is also normal because I get on near the beginning of the train journey. It's handy because as we get closer to the city centre the train gets really busy and lots of people have to stand through to the end of the line. Got to work nice and early and had a cereal breakfast whilst perving on one of the admin girls here. Maria is beautiful and loves to wear tight trousers and low cut tops which totally accentuate her heaving bossom. Her sultry latina eyes drew past mine as she sat down in her seat, preparing herself for another day of my perversion that I was happy to oblige with.