Wow

[Clippy]

Anyone here play World of Wilmslow on a regular basis?

Share your inane thoughts here to receive points.

Points are from 0 - 10 and will be awarded by the congregation.

To kick off, have left my details with my local leisure centre for them to call me about gym membership but they have failed to get the relevant person to call back despite me chasing twice.

How many WOW points does that score?

 

[oracleslave]

To kick off, have left my details with my local leisure centre for them to call me about gym membership but they have failed to get the relevant person to call back despite me chasing twice.

Sounds like an expected level of service really. Therefore excellent in its mundane nature. I vote for 7 wow points.

 

[EternalOptimist]

I have a runecloth ball bag for my massive mouse-like gonads, and a pair of mithril underpants to keep them in
am I in the right WOW thread ?

 

[TimberWolf]

I was trying to figure out a way of sharpening my electric shaver yesterday, that didn't involve buying some kind of useless gadget, or a new shaver. How many points do I get for that?

 

[Platypus]

I managed to park my car in an awkward spot yesterday. If only the cars on either side had parked more considerately!






Points?

 

[Lucy]

The speaker cable I bought didn't come with the little plug-in bits at either end and I don't know what to do.

 

[Chantho]

Anyone here play World of Wilmslow on a regular basis?

Share your inane thoughts here to receive points.

Points are from 0 - 10 and will be awarded by the congregation.

To kick off, have left my details with my local leisure centre for them to call me about gym membership but they have failed to get the relevant person to call back despite me chasing twice.

How many WOW points does that score?

I am having great difficulty in affixing my Euro 2008 Wall Chart to the pinboard at my desk using a standard drawing pin, and the stationery cupboard is locked and the key holder is out of the office.

 

[oracleslave]

All this week I’ve been determined to get to bed early so I can get up early, but every evening has seen something happen causing me to stay up until after midnight. Last night it was 12:30am before I turned out the light, and it was all because I got caught up in some Denzel Washington movie trilogy. It was a stoopid thing to do as I'd actually seen the movie before.

This morning I did manage to get up earlier than previous attempts this week, though of course as a result, I have been unable to do any work today hence why I am sharing this story with you. To make matters worse my train was delayed by 15 min this morning. Very annoying but not unusual.

Whilst sitting in the office today I have been thinking up a plan B of writing short stories. I think I may be onto something exciting here.

Points?

 

[Pondlife]

Whilst in the gents the other day a big angry looking man walked in causing me to pee on my own shoes in fear?*







*This didn't actually happen as I'm not Wilmslow.

 

[Chantho]

I'll post what has really happened to me later, when my neighbour moves his van and I can get out my drive and go to work.