Wow

[ThomasSoerensen]

When I went to get a mug for my morning coffee, the mug I grabbed was not clean, so I had to get another one.
Not unusual but still irritating.


How many WoW points?

[sasguru]

I don't know - I came into my office today and the cleaners had moved my to-do list which was perfectly aligned last night by about 10 degrees. I've spent all morning pondering what to do about this - I had to add "Pondering about to-do list" to my to-do list.

[DiscoStu]

I've been pondering which shade of magnolia to paint my living room in.

[BA to the Stars]

I am pondering which brand of shoe polish would be best for my tan slip on shoes, should I go for Cherry Blossom or use Kiwi?

Wilmslow

[threaded]

I don't know - I came into my office today and the cleaners had moved my to-do list which was perfectly aligned last night by about 10 degrees. I've spent all morning pondering what to do about this - I had to add "Pondering about to-do list" to my to-do list.

What a co-incidence! I was, after noticing the cleaners had been, contemplating a memo to the buildings person asking if the cleaners would please not bother with my desk as they make it dirtier.

[TimberWolf]

I am pondering which brand of shoe polish would be best for my tan slip on shoes, should I go for Cherry Blossom or use Kiwi?

Wilmslow

Dunno about show polish, but urine is good for tanning the leather.

[Sausage Surprise]

There are no plastic cups next to the water dispenser today. I think they have all been used.

[EternalOptimist]

I remember seeing a 10p piece in one of the drawers in my new desk but when I looked at lunchtime it was gone. I know its only 10p but its the principle. Thinking of emailing all staff to warn of possible security issue.

[scooby]

i saw 22 car pile up on the m62 this morning. it happened behind me while i was looking in my rear view mirror doing the window squirty thing at 20mph in the outside lane.

didnt see the cause tho

[ChimpMaster]

Went to work today on the train as usual. The train arrived on time and I got a seat, which is also normal because I get on near the beginning of the train journey. It's handy because as we get closer to the city centre the train gets really busy and lots of people have to stand through to the end of the line. Got to work nice and early and had a cereal breakfast whilst perving on one of the admin girls here. Maria is beautiful and loves to wear tight trousers and low cut tops which totally accentuate her heaving bossom. Her sultry latina eyes drew past mine as she sat down in her seat, preparing herself for another day of my perversion that I was happy to oblige with.