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thunderlizard replied

6 May 2008, 20:23
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

On the plus side, got a £1300 course signed off

Is it the advanced follow-on course, after your coat-peg and cup-use induction?
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BrilloPad replied

6 May 2008, 18:19
Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post

What on earth do they need a form for?
Aside from the fact the HR wonk can't spell practises - WTF are these?

Do they mean noun or verb though? I assumed they meant noun?

Of course - HR are wonks anyway....
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BrilloPad replied

6 May 2008, 18:18
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

This is a Contractor board.

HTH

Contractors need someone to look down on.
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oracleslave replied

6 May 2008, 17:00
Originally posted by Marina View Post

Maybe that's why he was hired

Schoolboy error in that case. Some bint with nice norks would have been a far better choice?
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Marina replied

6 May 2008, 16:57
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

As the new boy, do you have to join the coffee round and make the drinks ?

Maybe that's why he was hired
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Pondlife replied

6 May 2008, 12:57
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

I'm changing my signature in honour of Wilmslow's new permiedom.

Loving the sig
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miffy replied

6 May 2008, 12:31
Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post

Wilm-Slooooooooooooooooooooooooow you permie muppet you. Although you're a prize pi55 ant you do make me laugh...at you.
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DiscoStu replied

6 May 2008, 12:22
I'm changing my signature in honour of Wilmslow's new permiedom.
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El_Diablo replied

6 May 2008, 12:15
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

This is document one out of 4.....

Photograph Taken
Car park form completed
Tour of building (meeting room, 1st Aid room, Canteen)
Fire exits
Issue of access card &understanding its use, including girovend.
Meet the team
Log onto systems
Local practices (coats, cups & food)
Welcome meeting organised
Work station assessment completed & returned to personnel.
E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.

Wilm-Slooooooooooooooooooooooooow you permie muppet you. Although you're a prize pi55 ant you do make me laugh...at you.
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Peoplesoft bloke replied

6 May 2008, 12:13
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

This is document one out of 4.....

Car park form completed

Local practices (coats, cups & food)

What on earth do they need a form for?
Aside from the fact the HR wonk can't spell practises - WTF are these?
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FiveTimes replied

6 May 2008, 11:32
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

This is document one out of 4.....

Photograph Taken
Car park form completed
Tour of building (meeting room, 1st Aid room, Canteen)
Fire exits
Issue of access card &understanding its use, including girovend.
Meet the team
Log onto systems
Local practices (coats, cups & food)
Welcome meeting organised
Work station assessment completed & returned to personnel.
E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.

As the new boy, do you have to join the coffee round and make the drinks ?
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Xenophon replied

6 May 2008, 11:23
This is a Contractor board.

HTH
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NotAllThere replied

6 May 2008, 11:22
Originally posted by smiff View Post

This is important, a few of my gigs have been miserable due to tulipty Flavia coffee machines.

Just bring in your own machine.
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smiff replied

6 May 2008, 09:29
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

And what brand of coffee the vending machine sell!!!

This is important, a few of my gigs have been miserable due to tulipty Flavia coffee machines.
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DimPrawn replied

6 May 2008, 08:45
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

This is document one out of 4.....

Photograph Taken
Car park form completed
Tour of building (meeting room, 1st Aid room, Canteen)
Fire exits
Issue of access card &understanding its use, including girovend.
Meet the team
Log onto systems
Local practices (coats, cups & food)
Welcome meeting organised
Work station assessment completed & returned to personnel.
E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.

Woo hoo!

How exciting!!!

Meet the team! I do hope they are all nice and friendly.

Tour the building! I wonder what colour the carpet is in accounts! And what brand of coffee the vending machine sell!!!

Oooooooooo so excited now!!!.

Got to go!!

Bye!!!
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