Got my day one checklist to complete....

[Xenophon]

This is a Contractor board.

HTH

[FiveTimes]

This is document one out of 4.....

Photograph Taken
Car park form completed
Tour of building (meeting room, 1st Aid room, Canteen)
Fire exits
Issue of access card &understanding its use, including girovend.
Meet the team
Log onto systems
Local practices (coats, cups & food)
Welcome meeting organised
Work station assessment completed & returned to personnel.
E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.

As the new boy, do you have to join the coffee round and make the drinks ?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

This is document one out of 4.....

Car park form completed

Local practices (coats, cups & food)

What on earth do they need a form for?
Aside from the fact the HR wonk can't spell practises - WTF are these?

[El_Diablo]

This is document one out of 4.....

Photograph Taken
Car park form completed
Tour of building (meeting room, 1st Aid room, Canteen)
Fire exits
Issue of access card &understanding its use, including girovend.
Meet the team
Log onto systems
Local practices (coats, cups & food)
Welcome meeting organised
Work station assessment completed & returned to personnel.
E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.

Wilm-Slooooooooooooooooooooooooow you permie muppet you. Although you're a prize pi55 ant you do make me laugh...at you.

[DiscoStu]

I'm changing my signature in honour of Wilmslow's new permiedom.

[miffy]

Wilm-Slooooooooooooooooooooooooow you permie muppet you. Although you're a prize pi55 ant you do make me laugh...at you.

[Pondlife]

I'm changing my signature in honour of Wilmslow's new permiedom.

Loving the sig

[Marina]

As the new boy, do you have to join the coffee round and make the drinks ?

Maybe that's why he was hired

[oracleslave]

Maybe that's why he was hired

Schoolboy error in that case. Some bint with nice norks would have been a far better choice?

[BrilloPad]

This is a Contractor board.

HTH

Contractors need someone to look down on.