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Previously on "If Joe Bloggs were to read this forum..."

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    15. alot cleverer than Joe Bloggs
    a lot


    Oh, the humanity...

    (SFW, unless you work at an airship manufacturer... video with audio, in case you have speakers)
    Last edited by NickFitz; 5 May 2008, 03:19. Reason: Just pointing out that it has sound, to be on the safe side :-)

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    incessantly worrying about the economy and it's impact on our livelihoods
    its

    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    ...anything else?
    Pedantic?

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Originally posted by Zippy
    16. Right-wing daleks


    They've got wings now?


    'King 'Eck... that's a turn up for the book.

    Bollocks, that means they will be able to fly up the stairs.... what will happen to Dr Who now?
    Do keep up.

    They have been able to do that for ages.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    They've got wings now?


    'King 'Eck... that's a turn up for the book.
    Bollocks, that means they will be able to fly up the stairs.... what will happen to Dr Who now?

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  • Zippy
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    16. Right-wing daleks

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    The only Contractors' Board with contributions from assorted aliens.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    15. alot cleverer than Joe Bloggs
    a lot

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  • BrilloPad
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    15. alot cleverer than Joe Bloggs

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
    next it will be I would like to describe my excrement...blah blah blah
    No need. It obviously gushes from your mouth at speed.

    HTH.

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  • motoukenin
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    Only Joking

    Ok , Im back ... was only joking about leaving. Would also like to add thoes people that tell us what they have had for lunch.

    Do I give a flying fluck what you have had for lunch , next it will be I would like to describe my excrement...blah blah blah

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    What do you think the general public would think of us from what they could gather from this thread?

    That we're :-
    1. mostly self-centered (yes, you)
    2. obsessed with our property and BTLs (like most of the world)
    3. obsessed with money and one-upmanship on all things monetary.
    4. attention craving (like today's "I'm walking/winking/waving" posts)
    5. sexually starved (SA/AP and all of the guys of course)
    6. unable to hold down long-term relationships (divorce today, anyone?)
    7. tax evaders (yes, all of you unless you're PAYE)
    8. spiteful of all things Labour (only we are smart enough to see through them)
    9. obsessed with agencies and how to avoid getting screwed over by them
    10. detestful of permies (Wilmslow QED)
    11. undecided on global warming but cynical of green taxes
    12. planning early retirement but will work to death for another day's rate
    13. incessantly worrying about the economy and it's impact on our livelihoods
    14. only trying to build a good future for our families and wish that the government/HMRC would let us get on with it rather than trying to make us conform to the socialist environment they want to control


    ...anything else?
    You forgot the more than normal proportion of delusional, inadequate, thick or just plain nutty types e.g. atw, Wilmslow, Lucy et. al.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
    flip Ive been sussed , Im off to another BB to pretend to be none of these , bye
    Bye bye mot…mout….motek….mmm….forget it.

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
    flip Ive been sussed , Im off to another BB to pretend to be none of these , bye
    Add that to the list - contractors will always pretend to leave and then return aka ATW style.

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  • motoukenin
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    Opps

    Feck Ive been sussed , Im off to another BB to pretend to be none of these , bye

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  • Bumfluff
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    I had a Joe Bloggs hooded top and Jean in the 90's, 25 inch bottoms on the jeans.

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