If Joe Bloggs were to read this forum...

[motoukenin]

Opps

Feck Ive been sussed , Im off to another BB to pretend to be none of these , bye

[ChimpMaster]

flip Ive been sussed , Im off to another BB to pretend to be none of these , bye

Add that to the list - contractors will always pretend to leave and then return aka ATW style.

[Xenophon]

flip Ive been sussed , Im off to another BB to pretend to be none of these , bye

Bye bye mot…mout….motek….mmm….forget it.

[sasguru]

What do you think the general public would think of us from what they could gather from this thread?

That we're :-

1. mostly self-centered (yes, you)
2. obsessed with our property and BTLs (like most of the world)
3. obsessed with money and one-upmanship on all things monetary.
4. attention craving (like today's "I'm walking/winking/waving" posts)
5. sexually starved (SA/AP and all of the guys of course)
6. unable to hold down long-term relationships (divorce today, anyone?)
7. tax evaders (yes, all of you unless you're PAYE)
8. spiteful of all things Labour (only we are smart enough to see through them)
9. obsessed with agencies and how to avoid getting screwed over by them
10. detestful of permies (Wilmslow QED)
11. undecided on global warming but cynical of green taxes
12. planning early retirement but will work to death for another day's rate
13. incessantly worrying about the economy and it's impact on our livelihoods
14. only trying to build a good future for our families and wish that the government/HMRC would let us get on with it rather than trying to make us conform to the socialist environment they want to control

...anything else?

You forgot the more than normal proportion of delusional, inadequate, thick or just plain nutty types e.g. atw, Wilmslow, Lucy et. al.

[motoukenin]

Only Joking

Ok , Im back ... was only joking about leaving. Would also like to add thoes people that tell us what they have had for lunch.

Do I give a flying fluck what you have had for lunch , next it will be I would like to describe my excrement...blah blah blah

[oracleslave]

next it will be I would like to describe my excrement...blah blah blah

No need. It obviously gushes from your mouth at speed.

HTH.

[BrilloPad]

15. alot cleverer than Joe Bloggs

[Xenophon]

15. alot cleverer than Joe Bloggs

a lot

[Xenophon]

The only Contractors' Board with contributions from assorted aliens.

[Zippy]

16. Right-wing daleks