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[Xenophon]

Do you know Wilmslow

It is allowable of course as it is a line from one of the films.

[DimPrawn]

Do you know Wilmslow

<< canned laughter >>

[BA to the Stars]

what a pisser

Do you know Wilmslow

[Xenophon]

what a pisser

[EternalOptimist]

what a pisser

dont I know you ?

[The Motorcycle Boy]

what a pisser

[Xenophon]

Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

[The Lone Gunman]

Damn, I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

[Xenophon]

Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?

I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.

[Zippy]

Page 6 of Airplane references and nobody has mentioned the autopilot yet.

Well done gents!

[Xenophon]

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.

Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.

Clarence Oveur: Unger.

Unger: Oveur.

Dunn: Oveur.

Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.

Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?

Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.

Dunn: Yep.

Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.

Unger: Yep.

Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.

Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.

Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

[Marina]

You like movies about gladiators?

[Xenophon]

You ever been in a cockpit before?

No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

[PAH]

Ooh, ooh - back to airplane

and the lost quote (they always cut it out....)

"Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wriggle and—"

Cut that out! This is a family oriented forum, and we seem to be in kiddies hour at the moment.

[cojak]

Ooh, ooh - back to airplane

and the lost quote (they always cut it out....)

"Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wriggle and—"