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    #51
    You like movies about gladiators?

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      #52
      Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.

      Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

      Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.

      Clarence Oveur: Unger.

      Unger: Oveur.

      Dunn: Oveur.

      Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.

      Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?

      Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.

      Dunn: Yep.

      Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.

      Unger: Yep.

      Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.

      Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.

      Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #53
        Page 6 of Airplane references and nobody has mentioned the autopilot yet.

        Well done gents!
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        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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          #54
          Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?

          I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #55
            Damn, I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #56
              Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

              Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #57
                what a pisser

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by The Motorcycle Boy View Post
                  what a pisser
                  dont I know you ?


                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by The Motorcycle Boy View Post
                    what a pisser
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by The Motorcycle Boy View Post
                      what a pisser
                      Do you know Wilmslow

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