Roger, Roger.
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You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Norfolk is obviously not providing you with the appropriate environment to make correct decisions.Originally posted by Lucy View PostThe thing is, a person-centred counsellor would never tell anyone why they did anything. Rogers main criteria for PCT were congruence, empathy and unconditional positive regard, a therapist/counsellor might offer an insight, very tentatively, but the main idea of PCT is that the right environment is provided for the client to find their own truth/answers/insights.Comment
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Nervous?
Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Damn: I picked a bad day to quit drinking.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDamn: I picked a bad day to quit drinking.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Psychobabble for the weak and not too bright.Originally posted by Lucy View PostThe thing is, a person-centred counsellor would never tell anyone why they did anything. Rogers main criteria for PCT were congruence, empathy and unconditional positive regard, a therapist/counsellor might offer an insight, very tentatively, but the main idea of PCT is that the right environment is provided for the client to find their own truth/answers/insights.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Mister, can I ask you a question?
A question? What is it?
It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge. But that's not important now.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone tulip again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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