Men

[sasguru]

Best in ages shirley

Don't call me Shirley!

[Pondlife]

[pisces]

We'd better get this plane down safe before the *** hits the fan.

[basshead]

Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

Cream?

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Roger.

[Xenophon]

First Woman in Line: Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?

Information Agent: Concourse lounge C, fourth level.

First Woman in Line: Thank you.

Information Agent: Next?

Next Woman in Line: How long is my parking permit good for?

Information Agent: Two hours.

Next Woman in Line: Thank you.

Information Agent: Yes, next?

Next Man: What's the fastest animal on Earth?

Information Agent: The cheetah. Next?

Female Passenger #3: Should I fake my orgasms?

Information Agent: Yes.

Female Passenger #3: Thank you.

Information Agent: Next?

[Dark Black]

I'm glad to hear that at least some of the Police are doing the job we pay them for. Perhaps if you learnt to drive properly, as opposed to merely operating a vehicle with a complete disregard for the safety of yourself and others, you wouldn't have these problems?

Twat.....

You have no idea at all about whether or not Lucy was driving badly.

Still nice to see the usual "speeding == dangerous driving" brainwashing has worked on you.

[cojak]

You are clearly not as pretty as your delusions tell you.

Dont feel bad, ugly woman like you can still get shags.... with ugly guys.

with shoes, probably...

[cojak]

Ooh, ooh - back to airplane

and the lost quote (they always cut it out....)

"Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wriggle and—"

[PAH]

Ooh, ooh - back to airplane

and the lost quote (they always cut it out....)

"Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wriggle and—"

Cut that out! This is a family oriented forum, and we seem to be in kiddies hour at the moment.

[Xenophon]

You ever been in a cockpit before?

No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

You ever seen a grown man naked?