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Given that customs officers have a "rubber-glove" sense of humour, was that entirely wise?
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Was this on returning from America by any chance?Originally posted by HRH View PostAs a matter of fact I do and enjoy a lot of his work. I once used his quote when flying back to Manchester after one of my jaunts. "I have nothing to declare except my genius"
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
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'Your majesty is like a streak of bats p1ss'
it was one of Wildes
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"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy."Originally posted by NickFitz View Post...rather than cherry-picking the good bits to make yourself feel all clever and important
Allegedly Oscar, according to the local faux-oirish pub I saw it scrawled in. Either way, I rather like the point.
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Maybe you should consider striving to emulate the purpose and quality of his writing in your own posts, rather than cherry-picking the good bits to make yourself feel all clever and importantOriginally posted by HRH View PostAs a matter of fact I do and enjoy a lot of his work. I once used his quote when flying back to Manchester after one of my jaunts. "I have nothing to declare except my genius"
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He forgot to mention that while in the US (and other countries) most companies offer a free number for sales and services - in the UK you have a choice of either a 0870 or 0845. And what other government in the world does the same - ie: charge you VAT to call them?
I think we make other people around the world wonder how we live. My brother-in-law laughs at me from his posh job in NY. though he still thinks this is a socialist society. I tell him...it isn't but you're taxed and treated as if it is.
I just got my gas bill the other day...the company has doubled he monthly direct-debit. Not just a small increase...but doubled. Then council tax is up, food is up, taxes up, corporate tax up...I could go on. Oh woe is us.
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I cut and pasted a good one out of a war book online last week, can't find the site nowOriginally posted by zeitghostIf only you knew the things I've seen with your eyes...
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion,
C beams glittering in the darkness near the Tannhauser Gate...
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you really don't get it do you.....Originally posted by Diver View PostRead the figures Numpty.
I was apologising for getting the price of petrol in the US too low. not too high.
It not only blows your post out of the water, it stacks it neatly on the beach
play the game son.
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It's a bit worrying when our resident carpenter is not good with figures.Originally posted by Diver View PostRead the figures Numpty.
I was apologising for getting the price of petrol in the US too low. not too high.
It not only blows your post out of the water, it stacks it neatly on the beach
Could lead to lopsided furniture.
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