Reply to: The really very interesting thread ...

[Diver]

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

[BrowneIssue]

Can I have my pills back BI
They are a tad too strong for you methinks

It's not eh pills. It's the lack of sleep.

I got told a programme board had been brought forward so I've produced a Project Mandate, Brief, Approach, Plan, Next Stage Plan, Risk Log and so on in 2 days.

The project sponsor is off on a jolly, but wants to review them.

So I stayed late to fax them to the bod's hotel. Then Security threw me off site.

Then I got a text at 21:40 "Just back from dinner. Only got first 19 pages of the 38. Please send again."

On top of that I've been getting about 3 or 4 hours a night in this here Chavelodge.

Sorry, this isn't TPD, is it?

Something interesting...

If you unfolded and laid out the delicate membranes from inside a dog's nose, the membranes would be larger than the dog itself.

And the internal surface area of your lungs is bigger than a tennis court.

[Diver]

Oh, Diver. You've left yourself wide open with this one.

"I have a burning limb as I syphoned petrol from my motor to my chainsaw while both had the engine running."

"I have a burning sensation as I run my hand through this chainsaw."

"I have a desire to burn."

and so on.


Oops, sorry, I'm off topic.

Errm. Something interesting.

I can see bunny rabbits from my office window.

Can I have my pills back BI
They are a tad too strong for you methinks

[BrowneIssue]

I have a burning desire Not to run naked through Tesco's

Oh, Diver. You've left yourself wide open with this one.

"I have a burning limb as I syphoned petrol from my motor to my chainsaw while both had the engine running."

"I have a burning sensation as I run my hand through this chainsaw."

"I have a desire to burn."

and so on.


Oops, sorry, I'm off topic.

Errm. Something interesting.

I can see bunny rabbits from my office window.

[Diver]

I have a burning desire Not to run naked through Tesco's

[max]

A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume.

Two nuts walking down the road....one was assaulted

[OwlHoot]

There are more atoms in a grain of sand than there are grains of sand in the sahara desert.
There as many stars in the universe as there are atoms in a grain of sand.

This is very very interesting for two reasons. How big the universe is, and how small an atom is.

Just as amazing, I reckon, is that there are at least as many stars in the visible Universe as grains of sand in all the world's beaches and deserts.

[OwlHoot]

Some of you guys don't half exaggerate. Why not stick to the facts, like Marina with her spiders? I read that somewhere too, although it was more like only 20,000.

[BrowneIssue]

71,000 km of steel wire were used in the construction of the Humber Bridge.

[DimPrawn]

That sounds like complete bol***ks to me? Black population in USA must be around 40 million tops I would have thought. Nigeria alone has over a 130 million people.

Unless I am missing something completely ? ?

Sorry, I meant fat people, not black people.

[PRC1964]

It's raining where I am at the mo.


HTH

Do you have a waterproof PC or are you dicing with death?

[Pondlife]

It's raining where I am at the mo.


HTH

[DimPrawn]

There are Kangaroos living near Gatwick (http://www.uksafari.com/wallabies.htm) and 3,000 Parrots wild in Surrey (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/3869815.stm).

[oracleslave]

There are more black people in the USA than the whole continent of Africa.

That sounds like complete bol***ks to me? Black population in USA must be around 40 million tops I would have thought. Nigeria alone has over a 130 million people.

Unless I am missing something completely ? ?

[Xenophon]

Lots of interesting stuff in tpd. Here is a personal favourite from today:

I work in the countryside. My BF works in London. We stay at his because he doesn't liek to get up in the morning and drive and get on the train as when I get up I drop him at the station and then go off to work in my car.