The really very interesting thread ...

[BrowneIssue]

I have a burning desire Not to run naked through Tesco's

Oh, Diver. You've left yourself wide open with this one.

"I have a burning limb as I syphoned petrol from my motor to my chainsaw while both had the engine running."

"I have a burning sensation as I run my hand through this chainsaw."

"I have a desire to burn."

and so on.


Oops, sorry, I'm off topic.

Errm. Something interesting.

I can see bunny rabbits from my office window.

[Diver]

Oh, Diver. You've left yourself wide open with this one.

"I have a burning limb as I syphoned petrol from my motor to my chainsaw while both had the engine running."

"I have a burning sensation as I run my hand through this chainsaw."

"I have a desire to burn."

and so on.


Oops, sorry, I'm off topic.

Errm. Something interesting.

I can see bunny rabbits from my office window.

Can I have my pills back BI
They are a tad too strong for you methinks

[BrowneIssue]

Can I have my pills back BI
They are a tad too strong for you methinks

It's not eh pills. It's the lack of sleep.

I got told a programme board had been brought forward so I've produced a Project Mandate, Brief, Approach, Plan, Next Stage Plan, Risk Log and so on in 2 days.

The project sponsor is off on a jolly, but wants to review them.

So I stayed late to fax them to the bod's hotel. Then Security threw me off site.

Then I got a text at 21:40 "Just back from dinner. Only got first 19 pages of the 38. Please send again."

On top of that I've been getting about 3 or 4 hours a night in this here Chavelodge.

Sorry, this isn't TPD, is it?

Something interesting...

If you unfolded and laid out the delicate membranes from inside a dog's nose, the membranes would be larger than the dog itself.

And the internal surface area of your lungs is bigger than a tennis court.

[Diver]

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.