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Sockpuppet replied

26 February 2008, 07:58
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Why should I expect less?

Becuase fantasy and reality are not the same
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Lucy replied

25 February 2008, 22:59
Originally posted by shelby68 View Post

Don't want much do you ......

Oh and rich and good looking and .......

Why should I expect less?
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Xenophon replied

25 February 2008, 16:16
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I love you.
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cojak replied

25 February 2008, 13:51
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Being ever so slightly deviant, I am hugely aroused by your post, cojak...
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EternalOptimist replied

25 February 2008, 13:26
blooming heck
this one's giving me an inferiority complex.
For years I have been asking the missus if I am thick enough for her, she usually responds with, 'of course dear, lend me £50 to go shopping, dont wait up'
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Xenophon replied

25 February 2008, 13:20
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Short or Tall?
Fat or Thin?
Long or short?
Smart or Casual?
Long or Thick?

As you know, MF, I am a cocksman of the highest order. The definitive response is as follows:

Tall
Medium
Long
Either
Both
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Xenophon replied

25 February 2008, 13:18
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I handled a long one once, that was odd too - I'm not sure that you get long and thick too often...

Being ever so slightly deviant, I am hugely aroused by your post, cojak...
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shelby68 replied

25 February 2008, 13:16
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Tall
Muscular
Long or short what?
either
Long and Thick
and interesting
and funny

Don't want much do you ......

Oh and rich and good looking and .......
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Lucy replied

25 February 2008, 13:12
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Short or Tall?
Fat or Thin?
Long or short?
Smart or Casual?
Long or Thick?

The single newbie geekoids need to know?

Tall
Muscular
Long or short what?
either
Long and Thick
and interesting
and funny
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cailin maith replied

25 February 2008, 10:57
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Short or Tall?
Fat or Thin?
Long or short?
Smart or Casual?
Long or Thick?

The single newbie geekoids need to know?

Tall
I like a man with meat on him
Don't care
Either
Thick
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Katie replied

25 February 2008, 10:15
Tall
Fat
Long
Casual (but I do like smart once in a while... nice to see you are making an effort!)
Thick!
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EternalOptimist replied

24 February 2008, 20:59
The thick ones have it.
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NotAllThere replied

24 February 2008, 20:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Short or Tall?
Fat or Thin?
Long or short?
Smart or Casual?
Long or Thick?

The single newbie geekoids need to know?

Isn't that like asking - complete loser or total loser? It makes no difference. You're going to have to pay.
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cojak replied

24 February 2008, 18:08
snork....
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DimPrawn replied

24 February 2008, 18:06
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I handled a long one once, that was odd too - I'm not sure that you get long and thick too often...

At least not in IT...

Long and thick? Try one of AtW's posts.
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