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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Short or Tall?
    Fat or Thin?
    Long or short?
    Smart or Casual?
    Long or Thick?

    The single newbie geekoids need to know?
    Tall
    I like a man with meat on him
    Don't care
    Either
    Thick
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Short or Tall?
      Fat or Thin?
      Long or short?
      Smart or Casual?
      Long or Thick?

      The single newbie geekoids need to know?
      Tall
      Muscular
      Long or short what?
      either
      Long and Thick
      and interesting
      and funny

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        #13
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        Tall
        Muscular
        Long or short what?
        either
        Long and Thick
        and interesting
        and funny
        Don't want much do you ......

        Oh and rich and good looking and .......
        Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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          #14
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          I handled a long one once, that was odd too - I'm not sure that you get long and thick too often...
          Being ever so slightly deviant, I am hugely aroused by your post, cojak...

          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Short or Tall?
            Fat or Thin?
            Long or short?
            Smart or Casual?
            Long or Thick?
            As you know, MF, I am a cocksman of the highest order. The definitive response is as follows:

            Tall
            Medium
            Long
            Either
            Both
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #16
              blooming heck
              this one's giving me an inferiority complex.
              For years I have been asking the missus if I am thick enough for her, she usually responds with, 'of course dear, lend me £50 to go shopping, dont wait up'








              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Being ever so slightly deviant, I am hugely aroused by your post, cojak...

                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  I love you.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
                    Don't want much do you ......

                    Oh and rich and good looking and .......
                    Why should I expect less?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                      Why should I expect less?
                      Becuase fantasy and reality are not the same

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