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Previously on "Anyone got an ultrasound machine I can borrow?"

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is it somewhere in the purse area?
    It's in the Shoe shop
    Last edited by Diver; 24 February 2008, 07:05. Reason: crass

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  • BrilloPad
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    NSFW - http://www.heretical.com/miscella/g-spots.html

    The C******s, A-Spot, G-Spot and U-Spot.

    I have each painted in different colours on the gf...

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I don't need a machine


    Tongue in cheek post
    No, it's not in the cheek

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  • Diver
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    I don't need a machine


    Tongue in cheek post

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I know where a woman's A-spot is. And no, it's not a joke.
    Is it somewhere in the purse area?

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  • AndyGarbs
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    rubbish! I know it is true - a bloke down the pub told me.

    And browers droop is when the beer causes it to snap into two...


    Brewers

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Jeez, I never actually believed it existed!!! I couldn't find it with a fookin map n compass....
    I know where a woman's A-spot is. And no, it's not a joke.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Joe Black View Post
    No, it's flesh and blood apparently. Or that's at least seems to be what's talked about in various womens articles here

    Can't remember such terms being used in the UK, "flesh p*nis", "blood p*nis"...
    rubbish! I know it is true - a bloke down the pub told me.

    And browers droop is when the beer causes it to snap into two...

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  • Joe Black
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Everyone knows that it is not muscle. It is bone.
    No, it's flesh and blood apparently. Or that's at least seems to be what's talked about in various womens articles here

    Can't remember such terms being used in the UK, "flesh p*nis", "blood p*nis"...

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    Sponge!!
    : lost or MIA

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Everyone knows that it is not muscle. It is bone.
    Sponge!!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Love muscle
    Everyone knows that it is not muscle. It is bone.

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  • Churchill
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    Love muscle



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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Jeez, I never actually believed it existed!!! I couldn't find it with a fookin map n compass....
    If and when I find it I intend to paint it luminous dayglo orange.

    But then I probably still wont be able to find it...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I've got an organic unit I use to scan for g-spots.
    It would help if it could touch the sides...

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