Anyone got an ultrasound machine I can borrow?

[daviejones]

Sponge!!

: lost or MIA

[Joe Black]

Everyone knows that it is not muscle. It is bone.

No, it's flesh and blood apparently. Or that's at least seems to be what's talked about in various womens articles here

Can't remember such terms being used in the UK, "flesh p*nis", "blood p*nis"...

[BrilloPad]

No, it's flesh and blood apparently. Or that's at least seems to be what's talked about in various womens articles here

Can't remember such terms being used in the UK, "flesh p*nis", "blood p*nis"...

rubbish! I know it is true - a bloke down the pub told me.

And browers droop is when the beer causes it to snap into two...

[Moose423956]

Jeez, I never actually believed it existed!!! I couldn't find it with a fookin map n compass....

I know where a woman's A-spot is. And no, it's not a joke.

[AndyGarbs]

rubbish! I know it is true - a bloke down the pub told me.

And browers droop is when the beer causes it to snap into two...

Brewers

[BrilloPad]

I know where a woman's A-spot is. And no, it's not a joke.

Is it somewhere in the purse area?

[Diver]

I don't need a machine


Tongue in cheek post

[expat]

I don't need a machine


Tongue in cheek post

No, it's not in the cheek

[BrilloPad]

NSFW - http://www.heretical.com/miscella/g-spots.html

The C******s, A-Spot, G-Spot and U-Spot.

I have each painted in different colours on the gf...

[Diver]

Is it somewhere in the purse area?

It's in the Shoe shop