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Anyone got an ultrasound machine I can borrow?
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Jeez, I never actually believed it existed!!! I couldn't find it with a fookin map n compass....
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I'm adding it to my plan B list.
First step is to offer my services through the multitude of beauty salons sprouting up everywhere.
I'm sure if I turn up in a white overcoat and rubber gloves they'll believe I'm a qualified quack.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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It would help if it could touch the sides...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've got an organic unit I use to scan for g-spots.
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If and when I find it I intend to paint it luminous dayglo orange.Originally posted by daviejones View PostJeez, I never actually believed it existed!!! I couldn't find it with a fookin map n compass....
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Everyone knows that it is not muscle. It is bone.Originally posted by Churchill View PostLove muscleComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostEveryone knows that it is not muscle. It is bone.
Sponge!!
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