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Anyone got an ultrasound machine I can borrow?
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"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostEveryone knows that it is not muscle. It is bone.
Can't remember such terms being used in the UK, "flesh p*nis", "blood p*nis"...Comment
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Originally posted by Joe Black View PostNo, it's flesh and blood apparently. Or that's at least seems to be what's talked about in various womens articles here
Can't remember such terms being used in the UK, "flesh p*nis", "blood p*nis"...
And browers droop is when the beer causes it to snap into two...Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostJeez, I never actually believed it existed!!! I couldn't find it with a fookin map n compass....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postrubbish! I know it is true - a bloke down the pub told me.
And browers droop is when the beer causes it to snap into two...
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI know where a woman's A-spot is. And no, it's not a joke.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI don't need a machine
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NSFW - http://www.heretical.com/miscella/g-spots.html
The C******s, A-Spot, G-Spot and U-Spot.
I have each painted in different colours on the gf...Comment
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