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Reminds me of when I worked with an Asian chap whose name was Pachi... something or other and he was generally known as Pachy. I daresay in these idiotic days where offence is looked for even when none is intended that we would have to call him something else.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostBoom! Boom!
Fnah!
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostOn my first day on a permy job I called the Head Of Archectiture Ali and did so for the next week till someone corrected me, this was his surname his first name was J**v*d. He then went on to claim race discrimination and got 100's of k's to keep it out of papers based on the fact someone called him an IT 'guru', guru being the oh so offensive term.
A friend on mine kept calling me that , and explained you are called 'guru' just in a good teasing sort of way.
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostHe's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostBloody 'eck, I'm starting an immediate lawsuit against myself ...
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostOn my first day on a permy job I called the Head Of Archectiture Ali and did so for the next week till someone corrected me, this was his surname his first name was J**v*d. He then went on to claim race discrimination and got 100's of k's to keep it out of papers based on the fact someone called him an IT 'guru', guru being the oh so offensive term.
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostHe's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>
Don't tell him your name wilmslow!
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He's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostA manager gave me names of people he wants me to train.
He gave me a name called Nazism. Not on the email system.
It was a guy called Nazeem, looks like he spelled checked and accepted all. Doh.
I laughed as it was funny, Nazeem also really amused.
The guy said 'It is not funny'. I thought it was a sarcastic comment, so said how it is funny (as it is!!).
Response - icy look and said 'It is NOT funny'.
Had to look the other way before cracking up with laughter and more stares!
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