Originally posted by Wilmslow
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He's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>Comment
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostHe's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>
Don't tell him your name wilmslow!Comment
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostOn my first day on a permy job I called the Head Of Archectiture Ali and did so for the next week till someone corrected me, this was his surname his first name was J**v*d. He then went on to claim race discrimination and got 100's of k's to keep it out of papers based on the fact someone called him an IT 'guru', guru being the oh so offensive term.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostBloody 'eck, I'm starting an immediate lawsuit against myself ...Comment
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostHe's even got the right name for a comedy character, playing the hapless, downtrodden, bungling permie.
I can hear the punchline now:
<boss screaming from office/>
"Wilmsloooow!!"
<canned laughter/>Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostOn my first day on a permy job I called the Head Of Archectiture Ali and did so for the next week till someone corrected me, this was his surname his first name was J**v*d. He then went on to claim race discrimination and got 100's of k's to keep it out of papers based on the fact someone called him an IT 'guru', guru being the oh so offensive term.
A friend on mine kept calling me that , and explained you are called 'guru' just in a good teasing sort of way.Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostGuru in your case is more of an oxymoron than a slur though.
Fnah!Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostBoom! Boom!
Fnah!Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAtw where is the number for that humour course?Comment
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