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[DaveB]

However, Lizards have a certain fondness for C4. It tastes like Nougat.

Well that explains his breath

[Chugnut]

Fox - Lizard hybrid. I just wear the comedy cat costume for kicks really.

Yes, the police have posed a problem in the past. The previous cow doorstep deployment ("leather" bag infiltration plan #73) resulted in a controlled explosion, hence the demolished house.

However, Lizards have a certain fondness for C4. It tastes like Nougat.

[DaveB]

Very Cunning, as long as the police don't turn up and blow you up for being a suspicious unattended suitcase.

[Chugnut]

You need to infiltrate her house to tell for sure.

Curl up on the doorstep and ring the doorbell. She'll open the door and instantly assume that someone has left an expensive alligator-skin bag (no offence). Once safely inside, wait until her back is turned, open an eye and take a crafty peek. If she's still too big, just eat her.

See? Flawless.

[DaveB]

Looks ok to me... if a little on the large side...

Built for comfort, not for speed. Now't wrong with that

[Chugnut]

I'm very well, thankyou, SA, busy looking out of my window at the wrecked house across the road... the semi-neked lady poked her head out through the curtains this morning... haven't seen her for a while...

Is it usual that a lady only has black underwear? Or might it just be the same underwear with an accumulation of dirt? (Judging by the state of the house...).

Pervy lizard!!!
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So, is she hot?

[SallyAnne]

Morning SA... do we have your full attention today?

You most certainly do

I've been brought in to my old company to do some reports (which I actually predicted they'd need last time I was here...so they're already done) So It's CUK for me all day long

How are you Zeity me old mucker? We've not spoken for a long time

[SallyAnne]

Morning Flubster

[TheFaQQer]

Is this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.

Viz are "advertising" a "Celebrity Fat Racist C***" plate to mourn the passing of Bernard Manning, if that's any use.

[The Lone Gunman]

Is this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm Kitten Tika

[Dundeegeorge]

Lucy on a plate

Not anymore. I got 'some' this morning when Mrs Flubster didn't have a headache for a change, so cross-dressing dwarves are well and truly off the menu.

Now, Lucy on a plate is another thing....allegedly...

Is this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.

[Flubster]

this cross-dressing dwarf thing, haven't you. Have we perhaps awakened an unexpected interest?

Not anymore. I got 'some' this morning when Mrs Flubster didn't have a headache for a change, so cross-dressing dwarves are well and truly off the menu.

Now, Lucy on a plate is another thing....allegedly...

[Dundeegeorge]

You've really latched onto

Are you sure you're not just getting married to convince your other half/father/yourself that you are not gay/a cross dressing dwarf.

this cross-dressing dwarf thing, haven't you. Have we perhaps awakened an unexpected interest?

[Flubster]

Are you sure you're not just getting married to convince your other half/father/yourself that you are not gay/a cross dressing dwarf.

[realityhack]

Maybe RH should be reading This..

One thing at a time!