Quick!

[Chugnut]

You need to infiltrate her house to tell for sure.

Curl up on the doorstep and ring the doorbell. She'll open the door and instantly assume that someone has left an expensive alligator-skin bag (no offence). Once safely inside, wait until her back is turned, open an eye and take a crafty peek. If she's still too big, just eat her.

See? Flawless.

[DaveB]

Very Cunning, as long as the police don't turn up and blow you up for being a suspicious unattended suitcase.

[Chugnut]

Fox - Lizard hybrid. I just wear the comedy cat costume for kicks really.

Yes, the police have posed a problem in the past. The previous cow doorstep deployment ("leather" bag infiltration plan #73) resulted in a controlled explosion, hence the demolished house.

However, Lizards have a certain fondness for C4. It tastes like Nougat.

[DaveB]

However, Lizards have a certain fondness for C4. It tastes like Nougat.

Well that explains his breath