Are you sure you're not just getting married to convince your other half/father/yourself that you are not gay/a cross dressing dwarf.
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You've really latched onto
this cross-dressing dwarf thing, haven't you. Have we perhaps awakened an unexpected interest?Originally posted by Flubster View PostAre you sure you're not just getting married to convince your other half/father/yourself that you are not gay/a cross dressing dwarf.Why not?Comment
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Not anymore. I got 'some' this morning when Mrs Flubster didn't have a headache for a change, so cross-dressing dwarves are well and truly off the menu.Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Postthis cross-dressing dwarf thing, haven't you. Have we perhaps awakened an unexpected interest?
Now, Lucy on a plate is another thing....allegedly...Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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Lucy on a plate
Is this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?Originally posted by Flubster View PostNot anymore. I got 'some' this morning when Mrs Flubster didn't have a headache for a change, so cross-dressing dwarves are well and truly off the menu.
Now, Lucy on a plate is another thing....allegedly...
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.Why not?Comment
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MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm Kitten TikaOriginally posted by Dundeegeorge View PostIs this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Viz are "advertising" a "Celebrity Fat Racist C***" plate to mourn the passing of Bernard Manning, if that's any use.Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View PostIs this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.Comment
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You most certainly doOriginally posted by zeitghostMorning SA... do we have your full attention today?
I've been brought in to my old company to do some reports (which I actually predicted they'd need last time I was here...so they're already done)
So It's CUK for me all day long 
How are you Zeity me old mucker? We've not spoken for a long time
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Pervy lizard!!!Originally posted by zeitghostI'm very well, thankyou, SA, busy looking out of my window at the wrecked house across the road... the semi-neked lady poked her head out through the curtains this morning... haven't seen her for a while...
Is it usual that a lady only has black underwear? Or might it just be the same underwear with an accumulation of dirt? (Judging by the state of the house...).
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So, is she hot?Comment
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Built for comfort, not for speed. Now't wrong with thatOriginally posted by zeitghostLooks ok to me... if a little on the large side...
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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