Quick!

[Flubster]

Are you sure you're not just getting married to convince your other half/father/yourself that you are not gay/a cross dressing dwarf.

[Dundeegeorge]

You've really latched onto

Are you sure you're not just getting married to convince your other half/father/yourself that you are not gay/a cross dressing dwarf.

this cross-dressing dwarf thing, haven't you. Have we perhaps awakened an unexpected interest?

[Flubster]

this cross-dressing dwarf thing, haven't you. Have we perhaps awakened an unexpected interest?

Not anymore. I got 'some' this morning when Mrs Flubster didn't have a headache for a change, so cross-dressing dwarves are well and truly off the menu.

Now, Lucy on a plate is another thing....allegedly...

[Dundeegeorge]

Lucy on a plate

Not anymore. I got 'some' this morning when Mrs Flubster didn't have a headache for a change, so cross-dressing dwarves are well and truly off the menu.

Now, Lucy on a plate is another thing....allegedly...

Is this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.

[The Lone Gunman]

Is this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm Kitten Tika

[TheFaQQer]

Is this some kind of commemorative plate you send away for?
Is there one of kittens, too?
I like kittens.
And yes, I can eat a whole one.

Viz are "advertising" a "Celebrity Fat Racist C***" plate to mourn the passing of Bernard Manning, if that's any use.

[SallyAnne]

Morning Flubster

[SallyAnne]

Morning SA... do we have your full attention today?

You most certainly do

I've been brought in to my old company to do some reports (which I actually predicted they'd need last time I was here...so they're already done) So It's CUK for me all day long

How are you Zeity me old mucker? We've not spoken for a long time

[Chugnut]

I'm very well, thankyou, SA, busy looking out of my window at the wrecked house across the road... the semi-neked lady poked her head out through the curtains this morning... haven't seen her for a while...

Is it usual that a lady only has black underwear? Or might it just be the same underwear with an accumulation of dirt? (Judging by the state of the house...).

Pervy lizard!!!
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So, is she hot?

[DaveB]

Looks ok to me... if a little on the large side...

Built for comfort, not for speed. Now't wrong with that