Reply to: One for Xogg: A cunning plan takes shape.

[wendigo100]

Bleedin' Immigrants...

indeed...

[Muttley08]

Why do all these creatures want to come here all of a sudden?

I saw on the BBC last night that some Redbacks stowed away in someone's luggage from Australia.

Must be claiming dole I reckon - everyone else is

[wendigo100]

Why do all these creatures want to come here all of a sudden?

I saw on the BBC last night that some Redbacks stowed away in someone's luggage from Australia.

[xoggoth]

More slugs is just EXCELLENT news. Provided they don't all turn to crime. There is also very recent news of more mosquitos, arrival of the Tiger mosquito that can carry Dengue Fever and the Portugeuse Man Of War in the UK. Possibly even a great white of course.

In these cases immigrants really are an asset, it has long been a source of British shame that we have no decently lethal animals.

[Board Game Geek]

Actually, some of the old timers may recall (on the older and much better notice board before this one came kicking and screaming in to the world) that Xog's masterplan (or one of them at least), was to send any army of slugs to Number 10 Downing Street and devour Tony Blair alive.

It would bear evidence that this latest slug plague is the fruit of his endeavours.

Having taken 4+ years to get to Number 10, they have successfully routed Tony Blair, (shame they didn't get to do the devouring) and now are effectively "de-mobbed" and out of a job.

I expect the slimy little blighters will be signing on at the Dole Office next and increasing our taxes even further.

[realityhack]

I like having Nicky G around - a great invention, whoever you are. He can replace Chico.

Woo, aliens! Nostradamus! Illuminati!

[NickFitz]

maybe NickyG thinks that the slugs are an army sent by the planet or star or WTF it was he was on about

Not thinks...KNOWS

[buffdaddy]

maybe NickyG thinks that the slugs are an army sent by the planet or star or WTF it was he was on about

[Muttley08]

Normally the frogs / newts in my garden eat the little blighters since I built a big pond - but this year they've had no chance. Presumably there'll be lots of fat frogs, and a lot of frogs next year.

And fat cats (other than in that London)

[MrRobin]

Ughh. Slugs are naff and eat my plants. My cats will often find them, bring them in the house and play with them for a while and then eat them. Horray for cats! (Sorry xogg!)

[daviejones]

OMG and a LOL .... wait for it, you're going to get some grief from the oldies

OMG am I, WTFF? IMHO it just saves me typing. LOL.

[Muttley08]

Not sure what ya mean here dude...OMG LOL

OMG and a LOL .... wait for it, you're going to get some grief from the oldies

[daviejones]

So, the actual plan involves feeding up the frogs until they are ready...

Not sure what ya mean here dude...OMG LOL

[NickFitz]

The frogs in my garden eat them all...

So, the actual plan involves feeding up the frogs until they are ready...

[daviejones]

The frogs in my garden eat them all...if I can keep my cats from killing the frogs that is!!!!