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One for Xogg: A cunning plan takes shape.
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Interesting to see that the farmer is going to double the amount of slug pellets he uses, this year. The inorganic f--k. -
I work with a woman who discovered a new species of sea slug a couple of years ago.
Tambja tenuilineata
Amazing what turns up in M&S salads these days.Comment
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Millions of the buggers on the lawn every night at the moment - no doubting that - the dogs have a habit of picking em up....
You'd have thought with all this immigration, we could've got a few French thrown in to sort the problem out...or is that snails??Comment
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The frogs in my garden eat them all...if I can keep my cats from killing the frogs that is!!!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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So, the actual plan involves feeding up the frogs until they are ready...Originally posted by daviejones View PostThe frogs in my garden eat them all...
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Not sure what ya mean here dude...OMG LOLOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostSo, the actual plan involves feeding up the frogs until they are ready...
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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OMG and a LOL .... wait for it, you're going to get some grief from the oldiesOriginally posted by daviejones View PostNot sure what ya mean here dude...OMG LOLComment
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OMG am I, WTFF? IMHO it just saves me typing. LOL.Originally posted by Muttley08 View PostOMG and a LOL .... wait for it, you're going to get some grief from the oldies"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Ughh. Slugs are naff and eat my plants. My cats will often find them, bring them in the house and play with them for a while and then eat them. Horray for cats! (Sorry xogg!)It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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