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You won't get me I'm fast like a hare.Originally posted by realityhack
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I've always like JB, strong thighs like a middle distance runner.Originally posted by BearYou are Jeremy Beadle and I claim my £5.
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Originally posted by Jawz .I don't wear glasses, but I have a withered hand..
You are Jeremy Beadle and I claim my £5.
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I don't wear glasses, but I have a withered hand..Originally posted by MarillionFanI'm in a particularly bad mood, so I can either give Dim a pasting or join up with him to push around some of the smaller posters who wear glasses.
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Oh here he comes, AtW everybodies whipping boy. You're going home in a ******* ambulance!!!Originally posted by AtWGot fired already?
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Got fired already?Originally posted by MarillionFanI'm in a particularly bad mood
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I'm in a particularly bad mood, so I can either give Dim a pasting or join up with him to push around some of the smaller posters who wear glasses.
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Originally posted by zeitghostSpeaking of which there was a lovely documentary on BBC4 all about that sort of thing last week...
You really do have a strange taste in viewing material ZG and most of it seems to revolve around male genitalia and the afflictions and variations thereoff. Is there something you'd like to share with the group? Apart from any nasty diseases that is.
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I'm 20 years too young to watch BBC4Originally posted by zeitghostSpeaking of which there was a lovely documentary on BBC4 all about that sort of thing last week...
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Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight,
* runs off as teacher appears from around the corner indicating that play time is now officially over.
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its when you have the weeping sores you have the problem.... everything else you just ignore!
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