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Previously on "Outside the CUK gates"

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Careful that Buffy doesn't discourage you...
    Buffy? surely you mean distract, not discourage? I don't mind at all!

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  • Jawz .
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    I'll be in the school belfry with a .50 caliber M82A1 SASR sniper rifle.

    AtW - you're first.
    You won't get me I'm fast like a hare.

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  • realityhack
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    I'll be in the school belfry with a .50 caliber M82A1 SASR sniper rifle.

    AtW - you're first.

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  • Jawz .
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    Originally posted by Bear
    You are Jeremy Beadle and I claim my £5.
    I've always like JB, strong thighs like a middle distance runner.

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by Jawz .
    I don't wear glasses, but I have a withered hand..

    You are Jeremy Beadle and I claim my £5.

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  • Jawz .
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    I'm in a particularly bad mood, so I can either give Dim a pasting or join up with him to push around some of the smaller posters who wear glasses.
    I don't wear glasses, but I have a withered hand..

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  • AtW
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    Bring it on you pansy!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW
    Got fired already?
    Oh here he comes, AtW everybodies whipping boy. You're going home in a ******* ambulance!!!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    I'm in a particularly bad mood
    Got fired already?

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  • MarillionFan
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    I'm in a particularly bad mood, so I can either give Dim a pasting or join up with him to push around some of the smaller posters who wear glasses.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Speaking of which there was a lovely documentary on BBC4 all about that sort of thing last week...

    You really do have a strange taste in viewing material ZG and most of it seems to revolve around male genitalia and the afflictions and variations thereoff. Is there something you'd like to share with the group? Apart from any nasty diseases that is.

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  • freakydancer
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Speaking of which there was a lovely documentary on BBC4 all about that sort of thing last week...
    I'm 20 years too young to watch BBC4

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  • AtW
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    Crippled fight!!!

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  • Pondlife
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    Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight,

    * runs off as teacher appears from around the corner indicating that play time is now officially over.

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  • kramer
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    its when you have the weeping sores you have the problem.... everything else you just ignore!

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