This years episode of shove it up yer ass..

[Zigenare]

See you can be inclusive

I know the difference, just confirming that Xog in his dotage can still remember.

Any fool knows that women's farts smell of roses - ergo if the drugs have been up a woman's 'arris they'd smell of flowers.

[Halo Jones]

What's the difference?

See you can be inclusive

[Zigenare]

A good reason not to do drugs, sometimes been smuggled in up a bloke's ***.

PS Mind you, wouldn't mind if it was a lady's.

What's the difference?

[xoggoth]

A good reason not to do drugs, sometimes been smuggled in up a bloke's ***.

PS Mind you, wouldn't mind if it was a lady's.

[vetran]

Plenty of specifically made safe toys you can use for this now. No need to be sticking a coffee maker up there or whatever else was on your sister's wedding list!

Hey not sure what your interbred family want to do but I suspect from this you are one in 7000.

[edison]

Plenty of specifically made safe toys you can use for this now. No need to be sticking a coffee maker up there or whatever else was on your sister's wedding list!

[NotAllThere]

Apparently it's called Eiffel Syndrome.

You see, Eiffel, doctor.

[xoggoth]

I couldn't find my favourite coffee mug this morning. Ah, that's somewhere I haven't looked.

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...echniques.html


men 37 times more likely to fill their booty with embarrassing bounty!

Dr Sprankle wrote that while researching the book, he of 'pretty much everything that was on your sister’s wedding registry... in a man’s rectum.'

In fact, when it comes to inserting foreign objects up themselves, men outnumber women 37 to one, which is thought to be linked to men's higher threshold for risk and generally higher libido.

The book also looks at other extreme masturbation techniques, including sounding, which involves putting things down the urethra for pleasure.

It can be done safely, according to Dr Sprankle. 'There are, however, the unlucky few who find themselves with cystitis, increased urinary frequency, genital swelling, tearing of the urethral lining, or urinary retention, as detailed in the 2005 published case study “Urinary Retention with Ruptured Fornix Caused by a Maggot.”'

ouch!