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Previously on "Xoggy take your heart medicine!"

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  • xoggoth
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    He was later sacked when he was observed sniffing the said seats as he took them to the cycle store!
    I am definitely not sniffing my monitor.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I just saw that in the news and wuz gonna moan about it here but you beat me to it.

    Can still listen to this one.

    Fattie Bum Bum - Carl Malcolm 1975 UK Records (Stereo) - YouTube
    I use to go around singing that as a child with my own version of the verses. I wasn't told to stop either...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Apparently the song has only been dropped from the Queen's Greatest Hits on a platform aimed at children. Of course there's plenty of other songs that probably should be dropped as well, if Fat Bottomed Girls fails to make the grade.
    I can see why -


    Are you gonna take me home tonight?
    Oh, down beside that red firelight
    Are you gonna let it all hang out?
    Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

    I was just a skinny lad
    Never knew no good from bad
    But I knew life before I left my nursery
    Left alone with big fat Fanny
    She was such a naughty nanny
    Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

    I've been singing with my band
    Across the wire, across the land
    I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
    But their beauty and their style
    Went kind of smooth after a while
    Take me to them dirty ladies every time
    .....


    Though most younger kids mishear lyrics which is very funny.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Apparently the song has only been dropped from the Queen's Greatest Hits on a platform aimed at children. Of course there's plenty of other songs that probably should be dropped as well, if Fat Bottomed Girls fails to make the grade.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by Sox Machine View Post
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    The original was SO much better.....

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    At one contract there was a very kind security man who used to park any ladies bikes that they had cycled into work on. He was later sacked when he was observed sniffing the said seats as he took them to the cycle store!

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  • Zigenare
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    I note with interest that although the tofu-eating wokeratii have cancelled "Delilah" that the Kingston Trio version of "Tom Dooley" is still going strong.

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  • Sox Machine
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    The original sleeve for the song, which was taken from Queen's album Jazz, featured a scantily clad female riding a bicycle but was altered after some stores refused to stock it.

    The new version was the same image with knickers drawn over the woman.
    The original was SO much better.....

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  • xoggoth
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    Bah! You've got me googling big bum songs so I can download them before they are banned.

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  • xoggoth
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    I just saw that in the news and wuz gonna moan about it here but you beat me to it.

    Can still listen to this one.

    Fattie Bum Bum - Carl Malcolm 1975 UK Records (Stereo) - YouTube

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  • NotAllThere
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    She was such a naughty nanny.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Xoggy take your heart medicine!

    Xoggy take your heart medicine!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ollection.html

    EXCLUSIVE: We will woke you! Classic Queen song Fat Bottomed Girls is mysteriously dropped from the group’s new Greatest Hits collection
    • Fat Bottomed Girls has been dropped from the group's Greatest Hits collection
    • The 1978 track has been enjoyed by generations of fans
    so its bye bye bye Delilah.
    Not so sweet Caroline and no more big fat Fanny
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