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Previously on "Andy missed a trick"
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I can see the adverts now, Randy Andy striding confidently through the Desert with powerful music. Behind him Sand dunes play in the breeze
Large letters are unveiled in the Sand.
NOT A NONCE the Royal Purfume!
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If men aren't scared enough of approaching women there is now a perfume that overrides that fear and caution so we are effectively not in control of our own actions. What could possibly go wrong?
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Andy missed a trick
Sadly Prince Andrew can't sweat so this won't help his financial woes.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...-b2315273.html
‘My body odour entices men – so I made a perfume using my own sweat’
An influencer has sparked a stir online after releasing a fragrance that includes drops of her own sweat – which she claims “entices men”.
Wanessa Moura, 29, claims the unusual perfume is the perfect tool for anyone looking to attract a man.
The influencer, who has over one million followers on Instagram, developed the fragrance in 2021 after deciding to create a product to help people pursue sexual connections.
"I wanted a fragrance of my own, with notes of my natural scent – which, according to both my ex and my current boyfriend, is sexy and exciting," Wanessa, from São Paulo, Brazil, told NudePR.com.
"My natural smell entices men, so I used drops of my sweat as a base for the perfume's fragrance.
"My sweat was the most important ingredient in the formula for this love and sex potion that my perfume became."
Wanessa, who says the fragrance is "the ideal perfume for dating", reveals that the men in her life proclaim her skin has an irresistibly sexy natural aroma.
After discovering the power her scent holds over the opposite sex, she set about creating a fragrance that other women could wear to "awaken and instigate attention".
For the formula, she added 8ml of her sweat to every bottle which she hopes will act as a "natural aphrodisiac" for any woman.Tags: None
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