Boris v Vladimir

[Zigenare]

It’s prep talk for UK to supply Ukraine with long range cruise missiles - it will take just a minute Vlad…

In the vein of previous British Prime Ministers, don't you mean 45 minutes?

[darmstadt]

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[AtW]

It’s prep talk for UK to supply Ukraine with long range cruise missiles - it will take just a minute Vlad…

[WTFH]

It’s clear now. The BBC has a show on tonight about Vlad and western leaders.
Boris was just doing his bit for his chum Richard Sharp to get people talking and then they might tune in to watch it.

[SueEllen]

On the balance of probabilities Bojo is more likely to be lying.

I don't think Vlad wouldn't target a UK PM, but as Boris Johnson is no longer UK PM if he got hit it would be collateral damage.

[mattster]

The thing is they are both f***ing liars so you can't believe either of them.

On the balance of probabilities Bojo is more likely to be lying.

[SueEllen]

The thing is they are both f***ing liars so you can't believe either of them.

[TheDude]

More lies from Boris.

If Russia wanted him dead they would poison his tea with Polonium or wipe Novichok on his door handle.

[northernladuk]

Why the f**k do people do this? I heard the clip from Boris saying it in the car and was like WTF... WHY????? Sounded like some kid making up a story to impress his mates. Just no need.

Why do people embellish their stories with this crap. It adds nothing and only causes problems. I am finding it very hard to believe Putin said this so even if it's true it still makes Boris sound like and idiot, so just don't say it. It doesn't add anything. Harry is in trouble with his Taliban story, Boris with his Putin story. Just shut the **** up with tall stories like these. Discretion is the better part of valour and all that.

[SueEllen]

Which one is telling the truth?

The Kremlin has come out and said former PM Boris Johnson is lying about Vladimir Putin saying he was targeting him.

https://news.sky.com/story/kremlin-d...raine-12798288

The Kremlin has called Boris Johnson a liar and denied claims made by the ex-PM that Vladimir Putin threatened to kill him with a missile in a call ahead of Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

The former prime minister has alleged the Russian leader told him "I don't want to hurt you, but with a missile, it would only take a minute" in an "extraordinary" conversation which took place in February after he had visited Kyiv

However, on Monday, the Kremlin accused Mr Johnson of lying, with spokesman Dmitry Peskov telling reporters what he said was not true, or "more precisely, a lie".