Stiff in the morning less likely to be a stiff

[d000hg]

Its all right ladies call me morning Iron Man!

That's an instruction from your missus not a compliment.

[vetran]

Or, in his case, toothpicks.

Hey you must be thinking about someone else or looking in the mirror too frequently.

[DealorNoDeal]

Waste of money. Two chopsticks and some gaffer tape is cheaper.

Or, in his case, toothpicks.

[Paddy]

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It comes after MailOnline reported that Boots has started selling its own-brand Viagra, in a move hailed by doctors amid the cost of living crisis.

The chemist now offers a four-pack of impotence pills for £14.99 — £5 cheaper than the original version

Waste of money. Two chopsticks and some gaffer tape is cheaper.

[vetran]

missed this bit

It comes after MailOnline reported that Boots has started selling its own-brand Viagra, in a move hailed by doctors amid the cost of living crisis.

The chemist now offers a four-pack of impotence pills for £14.99 — £5 cheaper than the original version.

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l.web.desktop_

Wood you believe it? New study says men who get erections in the morning less likely to die from heart disease or strokes

• Scientists asked up to 1,800 men in Belgium how often they got 'morning glory'
• Those who frequently had morning erections were 22 per cent less likely to die
• Researchers think that night-time erections are a sign of good circulation

Men who get erections in the morning are less likely to die from heart disease or strokes, a new study has revealed.

Scientists asked up to 1,800 middle-aged and older men in Belgium how often they got 'morning glory'.

They found that those who frequently had morning erections were around 22 per cent less likely to die from the major killers.

The study, published in the journal Age and Ageing, explained that researchers think night-time erections are a sign of good circulation.

Sort of obvious surely?

Its all right ladies call me morning Iron Man!