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Previously on "The first rule of Fight Club is... the government will care for you"
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Star Wars: Jeremy Kyle invites Luke onto his TV show to tell him the results of his DNA test... It's Jabba.
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The Lord of the Rings trilogy - a load of short people walked when they could have flown by giant eagle - that would have reduced 9 hours of tedium to about 30 minutes by my reckoning.
Anything with Bruce Willis in it - the bad guys get what's coming to them and he gets to smear dirt, blood and sweat over a grateful bit of strumpet
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Bridget Jones Diary - she ends up in a mass gangbang with the firemen and the rest of the love story disappears as she moves to the Bunny Ranch and overdoses trying to lose weight.
Willa Wonka reboot - Johnny Desperate trips on the front step while running away from peado hunters and he breaks his neck.
Anything with Danny Dyer gurning - someone loses it with Mr Smarmy in the opening credits and beats him to death with a tin of corned beef.
Australia - the plane crashes the pilot eats her..
The others - the ghosts are real and kill her first night.
The Bone collector - someone hits his life support switch.
Any Steven Seagal - doesn't matter which the plot is the same, he jumps the queue in the post office and some granny kicks his butt, Seagal dies.
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The first rule of Fight Club is... the government will care for you
Originally posted by BBC NewsChinese streaming giant Tencent has reinstated the original ending of a Hollywood movie after a censored version last month sparked backlash.
The original ending to the 1999 film Fight Club, starring Brad Pitt, shows scenes of explosions and relentless fighting. But China's version simply showed a message on screen saying the authorities won and saved the day.
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China's version of the film, which was only released last month, cut all those scenes, and instead explained that the police foiled the plot, arrested the criminals and sent Durden to a "lunatic asylum".
"Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding," it said.
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