Don't choke on this at home

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Paralytic replied

19 January 2022, 14:49
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Interesting they've taken 14 peoples complaint from a population of 67 million seriously yet there are twice as many people (as of 2016) that are wearing a colander on their heads in their driving licences because they follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion and no one gives a toss about them.

Hey, speak for yourself! They're in my thoughts every day.
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northernladuk replied

19 January 2022, 13:49
Interesting they've taken 14 peoples complaint from a population of 67 million seriously yet there are twice as many people (as of 2016) that are wearing a colander on their heads in their driving licences because they follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion and no one gives a toss about them.
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northernladuk replied

19 January 2022, 13:41
one viewer who said a toddler in their family had copied the girls.

Wait till that toddler starts watching Tik Tok. That viewer has a very long stressful life ahead of them.
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d000hg replied

19 January 2022, 11:00
A toddler who can hang upside down from a football goal probably has a promising career in gymnastics or circus work.
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SueEllen replied

19 January 2022, 10:53
The toddler thing made me laugh. Everyone else just has a stupid child.
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d000hg started a topic Don't choke on this at home

19 January 2022, 10:42
Don't choke on this at home

An advert for Dairylea cheese has been banned for encouraging unsafe behaviour, after showing a child eating while hanging upside down.

The ad - which was shown on catch-up television last August - featured two girls hanging from a goalpost, with one of them eating a cheese triangle.

Fourteen people complained, including one viewer who said a toddler in their family had copied the girls.

I remember when this was a classic demonstration of our digestive system!
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