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Previously on "ridiculous snowflakery"

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    OK But I won't come back to your room even after 3!
    You say that everytime. One day you won't.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

    Hey, I'd love a babycham.

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    OK But I won't come back to your room even after 3!

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    Indeed bring your emotional support squirrel and I will buy you a Babycham!
    Hey, I'd love a babycham.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    As you've ended your flouncing fit, are you coming down to the Xmas do or you will be working the Siberian salt mines for a little while longer?
    Indeed bring your emotional support squirrel and I will buy you a Babycham!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

    Just got lucky TBH, was reading Roberto Calasso's Book of Books last night and he mentioned that Moses had an Ethiopian Wife whom Aaron and Miriam disapproved of, so Yahweh gave Miriam leprosy in retaliation but Aaron got away with it!

    nice these old testament religious types.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    As you've ended your flouncing fit, are you coming down to the Xmas do or you will be working the Siberian salt mines for a little while longer?
    Alas AtW can't join us, because he and his fellow spetsnaz sleepers have been ordered to the mattresses, ready for the spring offensive!

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
    As you've ended your flouncing fit, are you coming down to the Xmas do or you will be working the Siberian salt mines for a little while longer?

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  • AtW
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    Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    So you're not quite smart enough to be able to distinguish the difference between black when used as a colour, and black when used with negative connotations?

    And you call us woke ... you lot get triggered so easily!
    Yep.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    You are sh1t hot on this language & history stuff!
    Just got lucky TBH, was reading Roberto Calasso's Book of Books last night and he mentioned that Moses had an Ethiopian Wife whom Aaron and Miriam disapproved of, so Yahweh gave Miriam leprosy in retaliation but Aaron got away with it!


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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post

    Fortunately someone from the south-east was present, and paid for everyone's drinks...
    Too right! hic!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

    A Scotsman and a Yorkshireman went to the pub. No c**t would pay for a round...
    Fortunately someone from the south-east was present, and paid for everyone's drinks...

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

    If you are paying.
    A Scotsman and a Yorkshireman went to the pub. No c**t would pay for a round...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Perhaps we need a new word for tulip?

    The Samaritan Pentateuch text refers to Moses' wife Zipporah as "Kaashet" (which translates to "the beautiful woman"), rather than "Cutulip" ("black woman" or "Cutulipe woman").
    You are sh1t hot on this language & history stuff!

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  • Gibbon
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    Perhaps we need a new word for tulip?

    The Samaritan Pentateuch text refers to Moses' wife Zipporah as "Kaashet" (which translates to "the beautiful woman"), rather than "Cutulip" ("black woman" or "Cutulipe woman").

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